Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

blew pork

the past tense of blow pork (see definition)

markex clarkex: i blew pork all over ur moms face
raniel staniel: no u

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake

Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles

by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019

Pork

Pork; a cut of pig meat usually turned into a sausage and eaten typically as a breakfast food item. This food is forbidden in Islam (A religion practiced by a group known as Muslims).

I was hungry today, so I cooked some pork to eat.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022

Pork Pile

A pile of braised unconscious people with exposed orfices.

Damn, look at that pork pile.

by majorsudo April 23, 2022

Pork

Another word for "really," used in the same vein as "so" or "damn."

Amanda Seyfried: "I look pork stupid."

by Yuukithegeek August 3, 2023