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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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beer angst

n - the feeling of a pre-hangover caused by beer, often including anger and a headache from the pack of cigarettes you just finished.
"Aww, shit man. It's 3 AM, and I've got beer angst. Let's go punch somebody before we pass out."
by Aleistia October 29, 2013
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beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.
Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night
by thebeermob April 9, 2011
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Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
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calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night
After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.
by cowboy521 December 27, 2014
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Victory Beer

A beer given to a friend leaving a party for them to consume after arriving home safely.
Don't leave without your victory beer dumbass!
by DMFSdetroit May 15, 2018
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beer friend

also: beerfriend,

abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends

much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.
her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!
by dex123456 January 4, 2017
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