mountain

A big mound of dirty dirt and rocky rocks

wow. Dat a big mountain.

by smigpotato February 24, 2020

Mount Hood Stacker

Jokes about being a furry and most people think he's joking when really he's not. He's a furry, and not the weird kind. Also he tends to say uwu and owo sometimes so be aware if he pounces on you uwu. Besides him being a furry he stacks cups which is kinda interesting I guess.

Hey did you hear Mount Hood Stacker got a new cycle record?
I did, also he's a furry and he almost pounced on me uwu.
Did you just say uwu?

by MountHoodStacker October 23, 2020

Mountain Flower

Kurdish girl's sex organs. Kurds come from the mountains and a vulva and vagina look like a flower.

Kiss my juicy and hairy mountain flower

by Nice to meat you November 24, 2020

crawford mountain

crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!

person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?

person 2: go to hell

person 1: I live there

by dandydo April 18, 2009

coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

by dm03514 July 30, 2010

Blunt Mountain

A really long cock.

Greg has a Blunt Mountain.

by GregOSid December 7, 2010

Shit Mountain Sundae

Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!

My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!

The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!

by supershitmaster December 9, 2012