jake

downy

you are a jake

by jake plumbum April 26, 2017

Jake

A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand

Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......

by SeemlyManatee13 May 31, 2019

Jaedon

Jaedon is a very loyal, passionate, smart, funny, talented, outgoing guy. He will treat you like a princess and always has a big heart. He is the right person to give you advice when you are sad. You can tell him anything and he will understand. If I were to pick one person I would be together with, it'd be him. I cannot last a day without him and I'm thankful I met him. Nobody can replace him, even if you'd give me 9 million dollars.

A person with a big personality would be named Jaedon.

by Your.Secret.Admirer.-. January 24, 2020

Jake Pauler

A retarded fan of the youtube bellend Jake Paul

Jake Paulers are retarded

by I am a fucking cunt August 8, 2017

jacked

To get mugged

"I jacked that grunger last night init"

by Prince Pringle April 1, 2003

jake

adj.

(Jay•ck)
Definition: when everything turned out ok; alright
Synonyms: ok; alright; fine

person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?

by Chrono_Chronicles November 1, 2014

jake miller

a situation in which you pretend to get offended by something someone says and you blank stare at them for 1-2 minutes before revieling you were fucking with them the whole time

I just pulled a jake miller on you dude, shoulda seen your face.

by karbear8459 March 29, 2017