A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
by MarineOne November 13, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005
Get the jake gyllenhaalmug. by Ellxception January 17, 2018
Get the Jake Paulermug. Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
by A150n November 28, 2011
Get the Jake Pagemug. 