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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.
I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house
by Plunkbert August 27, 2025
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Indianism

I’m so sick of this job and the Indianism
by anonymous July 8, 2024
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Indian paint

When you finger a girl on her period and the whip your fingers on her face to make a design, then stick you finger in her ass and whip it in her face to make a design, then jizz on her face
I put Indian paint on my girlfriend last night.
by Birdstheword_22 April 25, 2014
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Indian Birthmark

After committing coitus with a woman on her menstrual cycle, the male partner removes his phallus from the vagina, and thumps the blood covered head of it on his female partners forehead.
After Jay rawdogged me while I was on my period, he mushroom stamped my forehead, leaving me with an Indian Birthmark.
by It's Mac tonight baby! January 10, 2025
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indianelys

Only the most respectful, honest, and loyal human being you would ever have the honor to encounter. Indianelys is rare just like the name. She is beautiful, untamed, and adventurous. You'll find her once in a lifetime, that is, if she wants to be found. Indianelys love freedom. Has not many friends but is always open to meeting new faces. However, once comfortable with her circle, Indianelys does not like intruders.

She is spicey and sweet all in one.

If your lucky to find her, you found everything you need.
I think I fell in love with Indianelys.
by Xavier Nero De Santis March 14, 2017
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Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc.
I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?
by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025
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