idiotmeat

A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.

Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".

Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."

Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."

by momoooooooo May 11, 2011

idiac

A person who is an idea maniac

The author of the marketing book is an idiac.

by Marketing rep May 25, 2011

idiot fee

An accidental contribution made to the general public when you realize you did something stupid.

Hungover Girl: I'm so mad. I left my wallet sit on the bar for like 20 minutes last and when I went back for it I was missing $40.

Sober Roommate: Well the good news is that you got your annual idiot fee out of the way early this year!

by E4member May 14, 2012

Idiotorializing

To share gossip gleaned from editorial writing or punditry which has been taken, without question, as absolute truth, especially regarding world events or politics.

Jim in accounting was idiotorializing pretty hard this morning about Obama being a Muslim surrogate from Kenya hell bent on taking away America's gun rights. Where does he come up with this stuff?

by Mindsigh November 15, 2012

idiopathetic

absurd, laughable, pitifully inferior, or inadequate quality -- especially if arising spontaneously or from an obscure or unknown cause.

• From whose ass did you pull that idiopathetic pick-up line??

• I am equally amused and bemused by Matthew Inman's idiopathetic cartoon style

• Nice decor, but this restaurant has idiopathetic service

by bobsyourunclesbollocks December 4, 2013

Idiopathetic

To have no knowledge as to why someone is substandard, or has substandard performance.

I dont know why you did something that stupid, it was idiopathetic.

by PoindexterAlbert May 11, 2014

Idiocise

To create or edit instructions to the extent that even an idiot could follow them correctly. This is particularly useful in business where there is a need for templates to be completed by underqualified, poorly trained, lazy and unintelligent people, commonly referred to as 'salespeople'.

Another area of acute demand is in the production of instruction manuals for DIY furniture assembly and all electronic equipment.

After 6 hours of effort filled with sweat, blasphemy and spare parts and screws, John swore on his mother's grave that he would never go back to Ikea again until they idiocise the instructions.

by Trecane June 8, 2014