Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy

by Ardent Maple January 10, 2022

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

Super-fun-happy-internet-time

Pornography - a nice euphemism

I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir

by Dr Bastard April 12, 2010

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

I deserve a happy end

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

Taylor Swift Happy

You are so happy that your jumpy like taylor at the grammys!

Person: You seem happy!
You: Oh I'm Taylor Swift Happy.

by noahtheclown April 11, 2021

how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)

how to make someone happy - go do it!

by secret4you October 31, 2021

I'm just happy to be here

The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:

Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)

Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022