hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

by MY ASS March 19, 2014

Hairy Nosed Wombat

A woman's genitalia

"I'm totally going to destroy her Hairy Nosed Wombat"

by tommyw277 January 17, 2015

hairy belly button

When you trim your pubes in the bathtub and stuff as many clippings as you can into your belly button.

That hairy belly button is gnarly!

by Carl Drogo April 4, 2015

Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

Hairy Banger

Hairy Banger refers to a hairy penis

"look I've got a hairy banger"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017