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Boston Creampie

The sex move is just a normal cream pie but you’re wearing a Red Sox jersey, holding a cup of iced dunks and you have to yell out “wicked smaht” upon climax. The dunks is optional. You can switch it out with a Sam Adams.
Patrick: Hey Sean! Gave my old lady a wicked Boston Creampie the otha' day!
Sean: You guys went to Faneuil Hall?
Patrick: Nah.
by WickedSmahtGuido August 11, 2024
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Boston Square

A cigarette, more specifically a roll-up.
Hey man, can you roll me a boston square?
by justacat June 12, 2012
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boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
by Musky2248 November 30, 2019
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boston goodbye

Old-school way of ousting someone from the community as retribution for wrongdoing without involving the police. Quietly telling everyone (bouncers, bartenders, grocery store cashiers, mail carriers, blockbuster employees, etc.) about the person’s misdeed so that no one will serve them or help them anywhere in the neighborhood and they have no choice but to move.

A form a vigilante justice.
“He robbed your car and raped your sister, and you’re not calling the police?!”

“Nah. We’re givin’ him the old Boston Goodbye, and he’ll be outta Southie for good.”

*note, the word c-a-r is pronounced CAwh.
by ZKent23 June 4, 2018
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Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022
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Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut
Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream
by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025
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Boston Clap

When a male gyrates the hips in such a motion, that his scrotum hits the gucc to create a clapping sound
Bruh, I can Boston Clap without any pain.
by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019
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