french class

-loving your teacher
-looking up cuss words

-the only class you care about
-do you have a pencil?
-the teacher saying French words really fast to confuse you (especially during reciting words)

-messing up and calling your teacher Ms./Mrs. instead of Mme.

-Is this the real life? Or do I just love French?

*teacher says a bunch of crap*
You- ah French Class...

by French10101 February 14, 2014

French Dip

Where your woman lays on her back with her legs in the air and you squat above her and dip your ballsack in to her wet pussy juice (jus de pusspuss).

"Hey Jim. I had a cracking French Dip last night, my sack was really moist."

by Twojimmys November 20, 2016

french bite

In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person's nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.

I gave Shauna I french bite yesterday!

by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016

French Republican

1 A Republican who is beginning to show signs of waking up from a trance to turn to policies that will lead to a better nation for future generations. 2 Any Republican who does not reflexively support President "Dubya" Bush's policies. USAGE Pejorative term used by conservatives to attack any Republican who begins to show even the slightest moderate tendencies.

by BeSiegeAd August 5, 2003

French Eskimo

When a man utilizes his tongue to French kiss his partner's vagina while cramming his nose into her anal orifice in an Eskimo-kiss-like fashion.

Sideways James said to his friend Milky Dave, "Dude, I was with Karen last night and I totally gave her the French Eskimo. Come smell my face."

by Keith and Chris May 29, 2007

French

The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.

Average non-french idiot: Oh! so you are french!! you eat snail and frogs legs right? and you guys run away form stuff right...? hahaha...ha...ha

Average french person: So?

by French-And-Mostly-Proud December 3, 2013

Blue French Horn

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.

"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."

by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014