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Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!
I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!
by ZCMC March 8, 2009
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finger painting

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.
1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?
by Vanessa&David Inc. January 22, 2004
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shit finger

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.
Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.
by Sdmx November 5, 2008
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spooky finger

When having sex with your partner/random doggy style stick your index finger in her asshole and her reaction will sound a little like a ghost.
ROB: Oh yeah you like that, well what about this (spooky finger goes up)

Random: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by Rob (fatman) Williams March 1, 2007
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Finger Dyslexia

This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.

An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.

In other form: Dyslexic fingers

Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009
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Finger Bombing

The art of slipping a finger, or two, for the more experienced persons, inside of a female.
Originally, Finger Bombing was only such when you did so in public, or with a foreign object (preferrable Mexican).
Today, however, you can finger bomb anywhere. In public, private, hell, you could finger bomb a chick at a concert. It's been done.
'Dude, check it! I'm finger bombing this bitch!'
by TheFingerBomber October 21, 2011
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Finger

While many of these other definitions about the art of fingering are true, the rich history of fingering is often not included. The origins of this non-coital sex act are in Versailes, France in the late 1600s. Invented from a man who was way ahead of his time by the name of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer who reportedly fingered upwards of 3,000 women during his fingering rampage known as the “Reign of Fransisco’s Fingers.” Fransisco is widely recognized as the first and greatest fingerer of all time, and his lasting legacy is obviously still seen today. So next time you find your fingers in your girlfriend’s vagina, make sure you thank Fransisco!
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
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