face blanket

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

by MHSL January 27, 2013

face tune

Punch or hit someone’s in the face because they touched you

Playboy carti touched Beyoncé’s face so she face tuned her

by Laylap November 28, 2017

face melter

A song that completely dominates one's life while high and reduces him/her to a reptilian state (ie. completely mindfucked); they are usually intense and intricate and have a penchant for turning brains to shit.

"Aggghhhhh! This song is melting my face!"
"I'm really bored, let's toke up and listen to some face melters."

by Rawrrrr December 26, 2008

face_plain

What the f***; you retard; you dumbass; you fool.

"OMG I want to have teh buttsecks with Tal's munkey111!!1!!"

face_plain

by sdkfmxoe November 24, 2003

Face Fart

Another word for belching or burping.

I drank so much soda; now I have the face farts.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 26, 2014

face-ass

Synonamous to a dumb ass

That was a real face-ass thing to say.
That kid is a face-ass.

by Bartlett High School September 2, 2005

face-paint

To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.

They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021