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fake maguro 

"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
fake maguro by owan January 23, 2008
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A fake break up, used in many cases to liven up relationships or scare people who flirt with their friend's girlfriends or boyfriends.
Louis:
Oh my god, are you okay? I can't believe I was flirting with her. I'm such a douche.

Sam:
It's ok Louis, it's just a fake up. We are still going out.
Fake Up by Riletionship Advice October 24, 2009
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Fake Fancy 

A person who adheres to the nouveau riche aesthetic, usually in a tacky/tasteless way, lacking the finesse.
"Did you see all the fake fancy on Real Housewives of New Jersey?" "Yeah, I don't understand why it's necessary to have an ugly ornate 5 foot vase just because it's 'french'.
Fake Fancy by rayraydee July 18, 2010
I'm gonna go home and give my girl some fake anal
fake anal by Roger Hardy December 6, 2013

fake booty 

A rear that is made to look big; either going through plastic surgery or stuffing clothing or other materials to make the butt bigger.
1: danm she got a fat ass!
2: naw man, she got that fake booty two weeks ago.

1: I mean just look at her, she obviously got a fake booty, you can even see the shirt she stuffed inside her pants!
2: holy shit, that is a fake booty

Fake Timbs 

When an ignorant piece of shit finneses the shit out of ppl selling non brand bootleg Timberland Boots
Look at those Fake Timbs
*shoots the seller in the head*

Fake Brother 

1.) One who likes/dates your ex. It's foul even if your over her.

2.) Someone who was there for you 24/7, but switches up and does that with another person.
3.) Someone who lets a female break communication.

4.) One who fails to invite you EVERYWHERE by "accident"
Yes Ricky is a Fake Brother.
Fake Brother by wockywish. February 18, 2017