Dopamine Robber

Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 19, 2008

dopplebanger

When you find someone doing porn who looks just like a friend, but said friend insists it isnt her rubbing one out on her webcam (though it probably really is)

"Hey is this (insert whatever porn website mysteriously popped up on your computer) you"
"No!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes! It must be my dopplebanger. Why are you looking at asian porn?"
"Um.... got to, I have a phone call. fapfapfapfapfap"

by evilmidgetwholikestotorment December 21, 2008

dopey

something cute, or adorable. like snow white and the seven dwarfs, one of the dwarfs were named Dopey, and he was the cute one

Aw, that puppy is so dopey!

by Teddy Rumpkins February 28, 2009

dopplerganger

A person who looks exactly like you and can predict the weather.

Mallory: Erin, I saw your doppleganger last night. She told me we'd have sunny skies tomorrow.

Erin: That was not in fact my doppleganger, but my very own dopplerganger!

by Fern Computron February 28, 2011

doptid

Someone who is adopted.

Dad: "hey son, go get me that doptid"
Son: "what's a doptid?"
Dad: "you are"

by Mr Potentate Superior July 21, 2017

1970's dope

1. A slang term for Cannabis referring to the 1970's slang term for Cannabis.
2. Weak Marijuana.

1. Hey gang! Wanna go smoke some 1970's dope?
2. Sorry fellas! All I have left is some 1970's dope. Hope you're not too disappointed.

by Caleb G February 21, 2014

dophine rental

A Stolen Car That Some One Pass on to everbody tell caught or ditched

i went down to the car lot and got me a dophine rental

by The Real G Kunsman May 1, 2004