Dildad

A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.

Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011

dildope

dildo+dope

yo thats dildope, man her ass is dildope

by ckdope December 19, 2011

dildoious

A person who possesses the trait of a standard dildo.

Damn Chirs you acted pretty dildoious about working late Friday night.

by brudog April 10, 2012

dildoation

The act of getting dildoed; to have a dildo inserted into oneself.

Susan was put through a rigorous session of dildoation in order to join the sorority.

by matt blockner September 3, 2013

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014