Cool math games

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.

EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 10, 2020

Tall Cool One

“Tall Cool One”. This refers to a tall, cool, brewski. Usually contained in a vessel of elevated proportions. The standard 12 ounce longneck glass bottles, the 16 ounce Tall Boys cans, and the 24 ounce Tall Boyz cans all apply to this title. “Tall Cool One” has been forever immortalized by the late Chris Farley in the hit 1996 comedy Black Sheep. See quote below.

What have we got here? A couple of tall cool ones!

by Paramecium October 28, 2004

cool nerd

a really cute guy who listens to hardrock music. dresses socially acceptable, and can hold a conversation without being awkward. This same boy plays videogames every chance he gets, decorates his room in gaming memorabilia, has a ninja star hanging in his car and has a cutout of a videogame fantasy girl.

why is it not weird that he has doll toys? oh well he's a cool nerd and those are action figures

by simon876 October 19, 2011

cool

After reading these definitions for "cool" I realize many people think "cool" is something totally different than it was 30 years ago. Cool started out as unique, everlasting, and epic. Now it's thrashed around as Popular, rad, and such other mindless garb. You should talk to an older person about what cool was 30 years ago.

-Andee bought these cool pants from the thrift store, meaning noone else would be ever where it.

-I made this shirt. It's cool.

by aghgsSAsahAG September 16, 2005

Cool Man

A man which is totally cool.
He is also the manliest of all men.
Also a chick magnet

Joseph Leung is the total definition of a cool man

by Josephs No. 1 Fan December 28, 2008

Coolsmith

When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!

Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!

by sassyc April 29, 2010

cool kid art

"Artwork" that is sketchy and awkward. Produced by young hipsters that don't have quite enough talent to produce a meaningful piece. The intro to the cool kid movie Juno displays the most stereotypical of this type of "art."

"Wow, the kid that made that must be really hip."
"No, that's just something my 4 year-old nephew drew before he fell asleep."
"Oh."
"Yeah, cool kid art sucks."

by jonofromohio September 26, 2008