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fart constipation

When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !
I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation
by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014
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bourgeois construct

Love is a bourgeois construct

So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie

Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys
by laughable.com May 3, 2018
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abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.
Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016
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coastering

To burn a CD with files (usually warez), that have some security protocols in place or to burn a corrupted file making the CD unusable, and thus a coaster.
Don't try to burn that game man, I tried last week, it kept coastering.
by Daragaaz December 3, 2007
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Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.
Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!
by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011
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coastal

The coast is where the sand meets the water, also known as a beach. When you want to say someone is a bitch, but they are right there and you don't want to be rude.
Person 1: Jessica is a bit coastal.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: You know, a bit sand and water.
Person 2: You mean Jessica is a bitch?
Person 1: Shhh she's right there.
by ellogovernment September 27, 2019
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Conestoga High School

my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021
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