cold deck

(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.

"I'm not sure if it's a cold deck or I suck, but I can't win a hand tonight!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

Cold Nose

When you are having sex and you lover's dog walks in and starts sniffing your ass.

I was bangin' the bejeezus outta my girlfriend last night when skippy and scout started givin me the cold nose.

by M. Avalanche February 15, 2006

it's cold out here

something said to someone to hint that the person's nipples and hard and poking through their shirt

..walks outside..

Person One: Um. It's cold out here. (nods at breasts)

Person Two: Hah (looks at their own breasts).. Yeah (covers up nipples)

by heyheysi2 December 24, 2007

cold up

Similar to stuck up but referring to a cold hearted female especially a ho.

Man, she is cold up!

by HybridFlare June 30, 2005

cold lamp

To have a cold lamp is to be insufficiently high from a drug, particularly after having recently been sufficiently high. A coke- and/or crackhead with a cold lamp is one who hasn't had another line or hit recently enough, or took a bump or hit of insufficient quantity. Can also be used as a verb.

"Yo, how's your lamp?"
"My lamp's cold, man, real cold. I got a real cold lamp over here."

by Boblowlaw June 21, 2006

funky cold medina

1) a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.

"I asked the guy, why you so fly? he said funky cold medina"

"put a little medina in youre glass and the chicks will come real quick"

by j-la August 12, 2003

crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006