Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Boombox O’Clock

Boombox 0’Clock, according to the human environment it is length to be a time period 1:35AM through 11:59PM. People will start to get wild and up in the clouds during this experience. Whenever someone asks what time is it during this time period it is to be said “BOOMBOX O’CLOCK!!!”

“According to my watch it is BOOMBOX O’CLOCK !!!!, y’all ready to get the goods up ins here?!!!”

by Dream Mc Beetle April 1, 2020

Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

Fridge o'clock

The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.

It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.

by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 12, 2020

Dart O'clock

Meaning "it's time for a dart (cigarette)"

person 1: i think its about dart o'clock
person 2: *sigh*
person 2 * hands over cigarette*

by AustinFromCanada July 27, 2020

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020