cleveland prairie dog

When a person is shitting into their partners mouth but the shit goes in and out much like that of a prairie dog.

That ugly ass ho Cora wanted me to give her a cleveland steamroller but I gave her a cleveland prairie dog instead.

by Michael Vick. August 31, 2007

Cleveland Browns

An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland

Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"

by browns who? September 28, 2013

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

the cleavland steamer

When a man or woman takes a shit on their partner's body during sex.

Girl: Can I give you the cleavland steamer on your face?

by Dreadedstar September 6, 2016

butt cleavage

When you can see the top of a male swimmer's butt crack because his speedo is too small or too tight. Can be sexy on hot college swimmers.

-Joe needs a bigger suit, he has major butt cleavage.

Girl: Ooh, check out that swimmer!
Girl 2: Wow yeah, he has hotttt butt cleavage!

by SwimmChick247 December 6, 2010

Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

Clever Ruse

A reason to damn someone.

Person 1: They've breached our defenses!
Person 2: Damn them and their clever ruse!

by Bitch House January 24, 2009