Late childhood

A final stage of person's childhood, starting with 10 and ending with 13 years of old. It is preceded by both mid childhood (5-10) and early childhood (0-5).

"Did you make a lots of things during your late childhood?" - Someone asking to someone who had that age stage

by Ryan900USAYT January 4, 2023

Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.

I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.

by DoingTheLordsWork February 11, 2023

Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 6, 2023

vulture children

A disparaging but rooted-in-realism term for the children of wealthy people who are waiting in the wings for their mealtickets to keel over.

They are vulture children, through and through, they haven’t even bothered to get a trade or an education ‘cause they can’t wait to feast on their parents’ spoils.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

by peace be still November 13, 2017

All your ancestors child molestors

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018

Fernando Man-child

A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.

That must be a Fernando man-child because there's children around and he's touching himself

by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018