Cringe Cake

When someone possesses a cringey personality trait, or when someone says cringey things often.

Madi Bond is such a cringe cake when she told that story.

by Watermeloonsmoothie December 15, 2018

multi layer cake

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.

Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.

by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

canada cake

A mixture of crown royal maple, quaker oats, and maple syrup seen on china,IL

Dude: lets go buy a bottle and get trashed

Dude2: fuck that im making canada cake

Dude: oh yeaa i forgot how much better canada cakes tastes

by Rifle.jeepmadness November 4, 2013

get cake

A phrase used to represent earning money. "Let's get this money" becomes "Let's get this cake".

A popular example comes in the form of Lil Peep's face tattoo "get cake, die young".

by jewish nibba October 9, 2018

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020