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Slutty brownies 

Brownies baked with hits of ecstasy throughout, blowing hash brownies out of the water. Often used to covertly initiate orgies without having to go through with awkwardly asking who wants to have an orgy.

This results in a chocolatey froth pile of satisfaction.

Side effects include an aroma of whores and success.

Limit one brownie per person, otherwise leading to a happily satisfying death via heart explosion.
Girl 1: "The party was getting really dull, so i passed out some slutty brownies to spice things up"

Girl 2: "How did that go?"

Girl 1: "Have you ever wondered what Heaven is like?"
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Brownell 

When a member of the same sex does not wipe their ass and uses said ass to draw an "L" on your chest.
I got drunk with the guys and got "Brownelled".

This guy at the bar last night said he would let me "Brownell" him.
Brownell by Gabaldon January 11, 2008
1. to experience misfortune or to be treated unfairly; to be in a situation or scenario that is difficult to make successful progress. 2. past tense for describing the act of sexual intercourse.
1. "Dave was browned out of five dollars."; "I've lost my car keys, I am so browned."

2. "Dave browned the hell out of Sally last night.";
browned by MotoAdam January 28, 2008

Browning 

To stand too close when speaking to people.
I like talking to Jim but he makes me a little uncomfortable when he starts Browning me.
Browning by Osoro July 2, 2014

Chris Browned 

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.
This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.
Chris Browned by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009

Browneye 

the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt. See redeye
Ralph bent over, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a browneye.
Browneye by David December 2, 2003

Browning girl 

Overweight "country girl" who wears only camo (preferably pink), dates country boys for their trucks and tobacco dip, and tries too hard
"Spotted-browning girl getting out of Chevy Cavalier with 'silly boys, trucks are for girls' sticker. Ugh in a pink camo hoodie two sizes too small"