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Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.
Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.
by Shile4444 August 6, 2009
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Breaking the Rhino

After a night of excessive drinking, when one's stomach finally gives in and the victim proceeds to shit all day. This can be caused by:

1)drunken munchies that lead to excessive consumption of food
2)more likely however, the excessive amount of alcohol, usually beer, creates wicked beer gas and causes massive diarrhea throughout the course of the day.
dude prom weekend, i played about 25 games of pong the first night, and the next morning my girlfriend walked in on me Breaking the Rhino so bad.
by odoylerulezzzz August 11, 2010
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Breakfast Toaster

A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
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breaded up

having lots of money, dough, etc. and wasting it
"im so breaded up nigga i'll buy four more of dem shits and throw dem away
by x7r9mx November 29, 2010
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Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.
by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011
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breakup wiplash

to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later
(you)-hey baby, how did your interview go?...

(them)-its over

and BAM!! breakup wiplash
by damian thy vampire October 27, 2011
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Breadist

A person who constantly buys excessive amounts of bread, more than normally it will be chocolate bread.
wyatt, wee-a-tuh-tuh Kurimskr's, ker-em-skers mom is an extreme breadist.
by Wyatt's Mom April 12, 2014
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