Booty biscuits

When you’re making out with a female while massaging both of her butt cheeks as if kneading dough into a deliciously hot buttered biscuit.

I’ve buttered a few booty biscuits with my spermenade.

by Leo Wrecks October 31, 2020

bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort

Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.

by Michael Arden September 2, 2007

Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021

Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

by WhoreZone March 11, 2022

biscuit taco

A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

by beenjamin' May 11, 2015

Flippin' biscuits

Street slang used to indicate the selling of illegal drugs

"Where yo' man at bitch?"

"He's out of town flippin' biscuits" Redman - Soopaman Luva 3

by You're mum gey November 17, 2018

popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023