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Oregon Birthday Special 

When Bigfoot shows up to smoke weed with you on your Birthday
Why are you so high? I got the Oregon Birthday Special, broooooo.

Ukrainian Birthday Candle 

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

Post Birthday Clarity 

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that
Post Birthday Clarity by Spoodigus November 14, 2022

half birthday december 5th 

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

golden birthday 

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate
It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th
golden birthday by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023

happy birthday abir 

If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei ♥
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
happy birthday abir by Mr Ani February 18, 2023