beans

all the people that have written definitions for this are completely ignorant. Beans are NOT MDMA! Beans is what you buy from Canada for 50 cents a pop and sell in America for $30 a drop. Beans is 2 C-E, a legal designer drug in Canada that is essentially weed, xtc and acid all rolled into one pill.

Beans can be found for pretty cheap up in Montreal or Niagara Falls.

by DoseFiend March 13, 2010

Fuck-Beans

"FUCK BEANS!" is something shouted when you're pure raging at something and/or somecunt

" Ah fuck-beans, I was going to have a munch of that "

" Fuck-beans, I think the prostitute I got up last night's choked on her crunchy nut "

by Jamie Sebastian May 3, 2007

Can O' Beans

Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.

Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.

Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!

by poopieface1345 May 8, 2010

Boston Baked Beans

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out

Chris loves Boston Baked Beans

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

give me the beans

A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.

Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.

by CuberPS4 (follow me on Twitch) March 18, 2020

Off The Beans

Really good, the best, beacause with a roast the beans are really good covered in gravy.

Kid looks at a hotted up car,

Kid: Woah look at that car.

Friend: Yea its off the beans.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

cool beans

came from the tendancy for nipples getting hard(eg smuggling smarties, or peanuts) which is generally a cool thing

check out that chicks kewl beenz,

by brian January 7, 2004