(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)
Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.
Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.
Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.
by Legumo August 26, 2021
Get the Apedmug. A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008
Get the cube-apemug. A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.
"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)
by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023
Get the AP Physics C: Mechanicsmug. by realgangmenber35345 November 21, 2023
Get the APmug. The AP System is an OSDD system. They have a fuck ton of alters and it gets annoying. -alter in said system
person one: hey have you heard of the ap system?
person two: no who are they?
person one: they are an osdd system
person two: no who are they?
person one: they are an osdd system
by AP System July 4, 2021
Get the AP Systemmug. A particular brand of Armenian males, most commonly found in and around Los Angeles County, CA that use the words "Ape" (bro) and "G" (gangster) every 5 seconds. You will most likely find them in BMW sports cars, "posted" in parking garages/lots sporting full Pro Club garments. Usually acts tough and speaks Armenglish.
by hayastanihanrapetucyanzivacuje November 16, 2022
Get the Ape Gmug. a nice and a good friend but has and ape like brain with any insult he will get really mad for no reason.
"stop you freak"
"what you say to me you fu4k" try's to start a fight
ape brain freak : wear nike satty and thinks hes fly
"what you say to me you fu4k" try's to start a fight
ape brain freak : wear nike satty and thinks hes fly
by ethanlynch March 25, 2019
Get the Ape brain freakmug.