The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
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Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
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Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
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Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
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Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
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