Joseph

The guy across the street that gives free blow jobs and gives amazing hand jobs. Loves Vu Man Chu way too much and has so many pictures of his crushes. Masturbates with his siblings. Loves fortnite with every single fibre of his body and has a fortnite body pillow that he fucks so much that it stands up on its own now. Loves guzzling cum and licks cum of his dick like a Popsicle

I saw Joseph across the road and he came over to my house and gave me a hand job for free

by Coochie snatcher November 13, 2018

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Joseph is the hottest most sexy guy in the world and deserves to go out with any girl.

Joseph asked you out, your so lucky say yes

by Jsdjej3nxndheu November 22, 2018

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Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.

Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”

by TOL92 November 27, 2018

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Joseph

he would dog the boys, he even would go to the point of saying do you wanna go... outside?!

joe: you would dog the boys
you: no u
joe: you wanna go?
you: where joseph?
joe: outside

by oof spahgetti December 7, 2018

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A mexican. Habits are, eating, sleeping, and climbing walls.

Its a wild joseph in his natural habitat. Wow such great climbing skills and i love that sombrero.

by I didnt eat your dog February 20, 2019

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Hannah Ann Joseph

Next gen Bollywood actress Hannah Banana but very well known for being midget like she could fully fit in the palm of your hands but along with height comes great self confidence.

Yoooo omg it's Hannah Ann Joseph!! I wish I could be like her she's my idol!!!

by Shadow90 March 3, 2019

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