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john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
by John gay November 22, 2013
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The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019
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john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit
oh boy that skin is a john thicc
by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019
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John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.
by Random dick weed June 14, 2019
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afro johns

Former king of the beakclan, second in the order of the kings. He lived his short life as a "road killer" and a "cock hunter" who would go out of his way and make sacrifices for the betterment of his community. Well respected in his title as a king, there was a special holiday named after him notoriously known as "The Afrocock Festival". He had a dog called "The Rape-roast".

Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.

Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.

RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
WTF!!!!!!! WHY DOES AFRO JOHNS HAVE A PENIS PROFILE PICTURE?!?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE BAN HIM!!!!
by matlap March 30, 2020
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Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"
by Littleguydood November 28, 2020
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John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.
by The wandoman May 30, 2020
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