Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.

Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.

by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022

Silly goose

(1) a person who has very odd and strange properties and characteristics. (2) a person who is awful in every way

I cannot believe Jack left you on read AGAIN! He is such a silly goose

by Ocheggy July 16, 2019

Goose

goose go honk :D

A goose just burned my house down.

by bigboyballs445 December 2, 2023

Goosed

A slang term used by Rust players when they die. Originated from the YouTuber spoonkid's videos.

Bro I just got goosed by a 5-man, full-metal AK!

by JQhairdigger July 2, 2023

Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).
Someone who is easily led/ A scapegoat

"We should get him to do it for us,,-He's a Goose".

by sachabinky September 20, 2020

Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.

“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”

by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021