Dildo of Justice

Donald Trump!

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

dildo juice

The leftover cum on a dildo.

"Nelson wants to suck off the dildo juice."

by Jesusismybestfriend June 25, 2016

sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"

by valimyr December 17, 2022

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Dildo breath

Fake dick sucking bitch.

My business is none of yours dildo breath.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023