You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 07, 2022

you're grandfather homosexual

4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes

Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*

by MeMemMEmEMembIGboooy March 17, 2018

dance till you're dead

You dance till you are dead.

DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..

by I have k!ds in my basement December 23, 2021

you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 15, 2021

You're so sweet

What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.

Girl: Thank you! You're so sweet.
Bro: Don't fall for it, you're not shit to her.

by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023

The thing you're doing

Shilling for billionaires so a retard can pretend to be what I am.

Hym "And the thing YOU'RE doing is what, exactly? Now... Take your first response. Look at the response. You just made up a work of fiction. You know and I know that the thought that just popped in your head just now isn't reality. And that is where you want the people around you to live. In un-reality. That is the problem with you. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024