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wads

I gotta get me some wads.
by weldon June 14, 2008
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colby woods

Is a Sexyy biatch..and hes in a kickass band called Snafu..hes one of the nicest people i know...and hes a good "sweettalker"...hahaa
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Woadie

Usually a middle-aged male that wears throwback jerseys and acts like he's 17 , usually a titty baby with daddy issues.
Listen here woadie!!
by ImBatmanB****1738 December 11, 2018
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weed code words

weed code words dumb sentences that try to hide the act of smoking weed!
aka weed code or weed codes
(they are not cool or clever or even sneaky btw)
its all basically dumb people using dumb words just to be sleazy skeezy and down right bad just to be able to smoke marijuana or other gay paraphernalia from some genitalia shaped device for 5 minutes of a shitty pointless non-enlightening false high. they use weed code words in front of teachers and parents and other "know better" people because they know what they are doing is stupid and wrong and they hide it cause they don't want to get caught because its STUPID and WRONG! all drugs are. they will use anything, could be as simple as "hey wanna go HIT the punching bag later?" first of all the real code words always the verb like HIT or something representing they are going to sniff huff take a puff inhale or some other action to get high off of a joint or roach. they will make it really obvious and sometimes not at all. spotting a pothead is super simple to begin with but just in case your lame brained and un-observant you hear things like this YOU'LL KNOW!!! the reason they will always use the verb hit or something similar is because they don't wanna confuse details. many times it will be peer pressure, don't get yourself into a bad situation cause someone said "hey wanna ride bikes later on?" that's too specific they will usually use some verb or adjective that gives it all away.
"hey me and fucktard twat-dinkle cunting the fag are going to sqquuueeezzee the breeze tommorow night"

"hey me and chris or some other standard american white boy name are going to HIT up the b-ball court tonight" (why would you play basket ball at night?)
or
"yo james and i are gonna play the flute after school we might even play the pied piper" (they are obviously not musicians)
lastly
"yo man im gonna kill off a few roaches this afternoon you in or what?"(why in the absolute fuck would anyone want to hear about it or join in on that?) lol (nasty he has a roach problem!)
"haha we totally bailed class the other day because we used weed code words on our teacher and didn't get caught to go smoke!"
by Chuckles the Cuckold Clown October 26, 2015
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colby woods

He is an asshole. Nobody likes him...Go Tigers!!!


BUTTHEAD!!!
Person with buttox for a fuckin HEAD!!!
by FART December 6, 2003
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mark my words

Listen to what I say now, I am sure it will turn out to be true.
It will snow in Greenland this winter you mark my words.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Woodstock

This is when a man has missionary sex with a woman (who doesn't shave) and pulls out then ejaculates on her bush then performs oral sex on her. The inference is that her bush is kinda like a "birds nest".
Lisa: That dude seemed alright but he got drunk, did the woodstock, then tried to kiss me. Not cool.
by Chicagodan November 15, 2011
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