Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016

Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT

Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.

by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017

Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017

josh winter

sexy motherfucker

Keith is a real Josh Winter

by Bodstar86 May 23, 2017

vincent winter

Stunning man who you don't fuck with

Did you see vincent winter?
Such à Nice guy

by Mrdussolier June 6, 2017

andrew winter

andrew winter

Oh fuck, it's andrew winter.

by i love kids June 22, 2017