Windows XP

An operating system based on the PlaySkool interface. Magically appeared after Apple introduced it's "Aqua" environment, making the first move to make a computer operating system more enjoyable, and pleasing to the eye. Basically, take Windows 98 and Windows 2000, mix them together and add PlaySkool design techniques, and you have Windows XP.

XP User: Whoa dude check out my new Windows XP i just bought! My start button is GREEN! HEHEHE!!!
Mac User: Oh umm, ok sure.. check this out *moves pointer across dock as it expands*
XP User: Whoa thats slick, where did you download that!?
Mac User: Um, i didn't download anything, I purchased a computer from the correct section of the store at CompUSA.

by Matthew Gill May 9, 2006

windows media center edition

A new windows operating system. Designed on tried and true xp pro, it has a wide range of new features that prevent you from copying cds and dvds, downloading unlisenced shit from kazaa, and giving the RIAA a back door to ur computer

Windows media center edition is gay. XP pro is much better.

by someone October 21, 2003

Windows

An operating system that people love to hate. Especially Linux and Mac users love to exaggerate the stability of Windows. They are of course full of bullshit. Windows is user-friendly unlike Linux, and runs most $oftware, unlike Mac OS. I just wish some one would make it open source. Hack Micro$oft!

My installation of Windows XP has functioned since 2001 even though I install programs almost daily.

by apt-get June 21, 2004

Microsoft Windows

1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.

guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"

by Yooski February 28, 2010

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003

OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.

"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"

by cavna June 23, 2008

Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.

Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.

by java bo jangles July 5, 2011