wanker

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker

by James K Ellington April 3, 2006

Wanker's remorce

The felling a man can experience post ejaculation..that lonely, digusted in yourself felling..short lived by unenjoyable

'Mate had the worst wanker's remorce last night..had a long jerk session, only to finish felling like i should'nt have!

'chin up pal, happens to the best of us'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

virginal wanker

A looser who is teased by his mates for not knowing his way around a woman's pussy.

Mate: Did you go down on her?

Looser : I touched it but something smelled, what was that?

Mate: Your a fucking virginal wanker

by Bzjohnny October 17, 2009

wanger

to masturbate, beat off, jack off, smack, choke, beat the shit out o ur dick, pull the goalie

des ib gudda wanger away brub gool.

by bap bacardi May 21, 2003

Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

by mook December 24, 2004

wanker

a wanna be/poser snowboarder

you are such a wanker

by gpmiddlebrook January 14, 2006

Wanker

Usually used to describe a male, it has several meanings.
Most commonly used to indicate disdain, dislike or just dissin´ an individual and is a replacement for other words such as prick, tosser or knob.
Also describes a person who masturbates frequently or alternatively, is a frequent masturbator.

Bob: Hey, see that guy over there, he's such a wanker.
Rob: Really ?, no wonder he's wearing glasses.

by chrisinspain September 8, 2008