Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.

I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.

by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018

wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness

Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee

by ArcaneZorro September 19, 2016

wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

Wet paintjob

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.

I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob

by Rock6d May 31, 2011

wet gypsie

when a male fucks a female he just met on a water slide and she (accidently) breaks his current girlfriends bracelet.

dude, did you wet gypsie Jasmine on that cruise last week?

by SamHillSummer July 12, 2010