Uncle Paul

An uncle who intercede and acts as a father figure to fatherless, abandoned, or at-risk children by devoting time and talents.

When a dad isn't there to answer the call you can always depend on your Uncle Paul!

by brandedH January 5, 2020

Double uncle

(n) A double uncle is man who is someone's mother's brother and also that person's father's brother. In other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. For a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.

Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. His double nephews don't appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.

Person A: Dude, Tyrion is freaking awesome. He's probably my favourite character at the moment.

Person B: Yeah, it's a shame he's that Joffrey faggot's double uncle.

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Person A: My double uncle said he'd get us all ice creams!

Person B: Double uncles are the greatest!

Double Uncle: Now get back in my van, kids. And don't scream.

by Faguette February 27, 2014

fun uncle

The "fun uncle" is an inappropriate jest move that involves purposefully flipping one's manhood out of one's pants in front of others as if by accident to attempt to shock, awe, or make laugh.

When the teacher stepped out of class, I had to see Merlin's Schlong as he took the opportunity to give us all the Fun Uncle.

by pythagorean January 16, 2015

Fred's Uncle

in other words, Fuck You.
usually people says..FU instaed of using full sentence.

Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?

Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!

Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!

Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?

by Homerun Lee September 28, 2006

uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003

undefale

something that is neither classed male or female

What is that thing!? Its undefale

by Sam Smith TRS March 9, 2007

Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004