Turd

1. Something worthless that can't be improved.
2. An expression of worthlessness

1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"

by Duw November 6, 2013

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Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

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A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.

Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023

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plow turd

The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.

I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.

by definite lee January 6, 2008

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Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey August 19, 2008

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