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Dogs Tongue 

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue
"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"
Dogs Tongue by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

trailer tongue

The practice of oral sex while chewing tobacco at the same time.
Like a peppermint patty but with a snus.

Trailer park girls have given us the trailer tongue
trailer tongue by nofear September 29, 2013

tomb tongue 

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.
I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.
tomb tongue by mcdede March 5, 2014

chow tongue 

When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."

turd tongue 

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
turd tongue by red dread May 16, 2014

unicorn tongue 

The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson
i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA
unicorn tongue by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014