A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Tim

A stupid whore ass stupid ugly bitch fuck who is a cheater and is annoying and self centered never talk to a Tim because he will be a jackass for no reason

You see that dick his name is probably Tim

by Faintedly August 7, 2019

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

tim

(n.) plume of ass dust that arises from a baby fart while powdering their bottom.

(v.) “to tim” to emit a plume of dust from one’s ass

Man, did you check out the baby’s tim on the changing table?

Yeah, some of that tim got in my mouth!

by 3mschnizzle84959274 July 31, 2021

Tim

A guy who is probably over fifty, looks super scary, is funny as fuck and is also divorced.

This is Tim: He's is a man.

by BillyBobReuben March 3, 2022

The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.

Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?

by Imperial Potatoes May 3, 2025

Rimmy Tim Tim

A special rim job that is executed by one of your close friends and usually ends up
With a little bit of fecal matter expelled

My homie gave me a rimmy Tim Tim and he got a little too messy

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024