cold stone creamery

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".

Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.

by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Georgia Guide Stones

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

by Swisp September 22, 2009

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

rolling stones kid

a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela

man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today

by immafightyouman January 11, 2019

Stone Shit Storm

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.

"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."

by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020

Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020