Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"

by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut

all right i gotta go take a nap see ya

by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019

Nap

Acronym NAP

Naughty adult play

“Babe, let’s go take a nap”

by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024

Nippity Nap

A term first coined by Anna DOLHANCRYK to describe a siesta lasting no longer than 3.25 hours.

She needed a second wind to attend the event tonight, so she took a nippity nap.

by Anna Dolhancryk September 24, 2023

cowboy nap

Where a cowboy lays down on his back, puts his hat over his face and whatever happens, happens.

How about we have a cowboy nap, just us eight?

by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017

napping fatty

hangover day nap after eating a foot long chili dog from sonic

Dude I think it’s time for a napping fatty.

by Queen_Whit February 15, 2021