club sped

Orally pleasuring someone who's mentally slow.

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

Death Club

A word used as a cover to describe something that would be looked down upon by others or that would change people's view of participants.

The origin of the word comes from playing D and D. Said game can be discussed openly and in public with use of the term "Death Club" so those around are kept completely oblivious to the actual going-ons. The word can be used for any activity that needs be kept secret from those who are not a member of the prestigious and exclusive few involved.

Dave: "So then he tripped, fell, and smashed his own face in with his mace."
Jeremy: "haha, he maced himself to death!"
(Copious laughter)
Cute girl passing by: "What on earth are you guys talking about?"
Dave: "Just Death Club..."

by They call me Polar December 12, 2008

Hunting Club

A place where gay people intract and "Hunt."

Boy: Hey dude, if you join our Hunting Club we can "hunt."

by Vittoria February 12, 2008

yellowstone club

Richie hangout where workers go to slave like niggs and members go to seem badass

Employee: 7 to 7 tomorrow at Yellowstone club

Member: valet my skis

by Big dick bobby lee January 8, 2014

fight clubs

The really hot part of a man, sometimes a womens body. they lines that form on the stomach tracing the line of the hips, dissapearing under ones pants... leading towards the groin area. Brad pitt with his shirt off in Fight club.. had an amazing pair of these- hence the name 'fight clubs'

"He had the strongest stomach.. and ooh his fight clubs are so hot.. if i could trace my fingers along thos lines.. hmmmm yeah baby " lol :)

by Amyhopdog October 9, 2008

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004

fight club

the excuse you use when your stem cell research wears off, and you have to leave the girl you're making out with because your wrinkles are coming back at midnight. (futurama)

*making out* *wrinkles come back* oh god! gotta go, fight club!

by haiden1991 June 12, 2007