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The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!
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come out the woodwork 

to say or do something out of nowhere
Man, this nigga just came out the woodwork talkin shit!
come out the woodwork by babygirl05 September 7, 2005

The wandering janitor 

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.
dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor
The wandering janitor by mitt greb November 6, 2007

The Watchmen 

1. Erroneous title for the seminal 1985 comic series and currently unreleased movie Watchmen.It is common for the press, non fans or new fans to misname the title. Making the mistake triggers a massive bombardment of corrections and sometimes insults by fanatical devotees of the story.
2. Vigilantes/dictators; unregulated and unchallenged positions of authority.
1. "Fans of the the obscure comic series and co-creator Alan Moore "The Watchmen" about a superhero team claim that the comic is unfilmable"

"Comment: THERE IS NO "THE". THE WATCHMEN ARE NOT A SUPERHERO TEAM. DO SOME RESEARCH YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE!

2. "Who watches the Watchmen?" -Roman Poet Juvenal
The Watchmen by The Amazing AO February 17, 2009

the wardynski 

take a shit in a girls vagina, eat it out and then vomit on the shit pile. Procced to have sex with the girl and creampie her. File for divorce.
i gave that girl the wardynski, she died.
the wardynski by shadowsmurf July 26, 2009

the WTF effect 

When you sit in front of an exam and look at the worksheet and you actually understand NOTHING it's called "the WTF effect". This effect often appears to people who didn't learn enough.
Person A turns around the paper sheet. "Hey, this looks easy"
Person B: "What the Fuck?!"
Person C "Looks like he got the WTF effect"
the WTF effect by mxfilerelatedcache December 15, 2010

The Wonderfuls 

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I have a serious case of The Wonderfuls
The Wonderfuls by Dylan9898 September 13, 2012