Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them
"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."
by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025
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Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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Female Algebra Teacher

The most beautiful breed of woman. Usually between the 22-40 years old
Girl #1: Hey, have you see the Female Algebra Teacher?
Girl #2: Yeah, she's so hot
by greysweatpants April 17, 2021
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Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.
“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”
by emo_scientist November 8, 2022
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Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education
Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then
by Sbhat October 20, 2022
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teachers

FUCK TEACHERS THEY ARE BITCHES JUST LIKE A TEACHER NAMED MS BELTRAN SHE WILL ROT IN HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg teachers are dumbass
by kylayohoney November 6, 2019
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