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wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
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if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"
Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

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Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock
by lp2323 July 19, 2014
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T Back Crew

A group of slutty women dressed in low rise jeans or pants where the tops of their thongs are sticking out.
by Zoltar85 March 8, 2011
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ain’t no cap in my rap

it’s like no cap
(directly from da baby’s song but he said “there might be some cap in my rap” so i just stole it)
omg bethany cut her hair
NO SHE DIDNT
fr there ain’t no cap in my rap!
by nocapinmyrap May 28, 2020
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Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014
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wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.
by hitler July 8, 2003
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don't judge challenge

A challenge where you show pictures of yourself as unattractive as possible , and then posting close ups of you making yourself as beautiful as possible with makeup.
Looks like she did the Don't Judge Challenge
by Origamishade July 28, 2015
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