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Dark Chocolate Syndrome 

1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life

2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"

John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.

Chicken Leg Syndrome 

n. (abbreviated CLS)

Generally referring to men who lift heavy weights on a regular basis. Chicken leg syndrome is a phenomena that refers to men who have huge upper bodies and very small legs, creating the appearance of a chicken, with a large breast and thin legs. This is caused by the immense amount of time and effort that they spend doing upper body exercises, and the lack of time that they spend on any muscles of their lower body.
The 25 year old could bench 400 pounds with ease, after years of training, but had never done a squat in his life. This caused him to develop chicken leg syndrome (CLS).

high horse syndrome 

The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.
"Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."
high horse syndrome by LennyFaces February 18, 2017

Engineer's syndrome 

A tendency for some engineers to believe that they can solve complex problems in unrelated fields (economics, philosophy, etc) by applying typical engineering strategies (mathematical modeling, etc) despite lacking domain knowledge in the field.
"The volatility of financial markets can be minimized by using control theory to model the market as a second-order system."
"That's just your engineer's syndrome talking."

CLR Syndrome 

CLR Syndrome is a term used to describe people who type using excess characters, inproper case, and abbreviated words in online chat rooms, online bulletin board systems, and e-mails. The term was originally coined after the tendancies of a netizen who goes by the nickname 'CLR' in online chat rooms who exhibits the said behaviors in nearly all of his messages. The actual originator of the term is disputed, however it is said to have been coined by 'Jonneh' or 'Brynet-Inc'. Still, from the moment 'CLR Syndrom' was muttered it has stuck. CLR Syndrom could also be described as an intensified case of 'l33tsp3ak', 'netspeak', or 'AOL speak'.
Sentence typed by a person free of CLR Syndrome:

Hi, my name is Q. What is your name? I'm excited to be here. What's up?

Sentence typed by a person infected with CLR Syndrome:

HI MY nAME IZ Q. WAT UR NAME??????/// I M XCITED 2 B HERE!!!!!!!1 WAT UP????
CLR Syndrome by The Chipper September 8, 2008

Bagpuss syndrome 

Once one person leaves a party or event, others feel it is now "safe" to do so. Often causes a significant exodus from a gathering soon after the first person departs.
After the English TV show. When the character Bagpuss goes to sleep, all other characters go to sleep.
As soon as you left the party it shut down, seems you enacted the Bagpuss Syndrome.
I felt guilty that I wanted to leave, but once you started the Bagpuss Syndrome, I was fine with it.